52 Funniest Pub Chalkboard Signs
Pulling punters into your pub can be difficult at the best of times. Sometimes the answer is to make people stop and think by simply being that little bit different with your advertising and marketing.
Word-of-mouth is often one of the best tools for gaining new customers – in any business. And what better way of encouraging it, than with a spot of humour? Why not put a funny new message on a blackboard sign outside your pub every week of the year, to boost your business – and get your locals talking? We run professional Chalkboard Courses if you need any more help.
Here are 52 hilarious pub blackboard signs to get your creative juices flowing and get droves of new customers laughing through your door.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with a guy having a salad.
I saved some beer today. It was trapped in a bottle.
Today’s special: Buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely free!
Beer + lazy sign writing
Pubs! The official sunblock of Ireland.
Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards & poor decisions
You are very … booze … thirsty
There are better things in the world than alcohol. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them
Drink plenty of water in this heat. Beer is made up of 97% water.
Hungry? We will feed you. Thirsty? We will get you drunk. Lonely? … We will get you drunk
We have beers as cold as your ex’s heart
Has your dog died? Worried about the size of your penis? Found out your husband is gay? Starting to find animals attractive? You can numb these problems temporarily with the help of … BOOZE!! Remember: The more you drink, the less you worry.
Sweet Dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
Soup of the day – whiskey
It will rain now I’ve put this board out
Today’s offer. Buy any 2 drinks & pay for them both…
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard… BEER
If I only wanted one drink I’d go to communion
Have you been injured in a work place accident? No? Well, you’re not drinking enough at lunchtime. Let us help you win thousands of pounds. No gin, no fee.
The NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get better tips.
Nice drinks. Dunno… Maybe bears. Wouldn’t risk it.
When life gives you lemons … ask for salt and tequila
Is everything ok? Yes – come and have a drink. No – come and have a drink.
Innocent grapes died for you
If you don’t drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2am?
You know what’s fun about being sober? NOTHING
Free air guitar with every pint
Water for your dogs … or short people with low standards. We don’t judge.
Dinosaurs didn’t drink, and now they’re extinct. Coincidence ????
Free beer, topless bartenders & false advertising
After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F
Beer is made from hops. Hops are healthy plants. Beer = Salad. (you’re welcome)
Booze. Food. Fun. Real life.
Beer in not the answer … it’s the question (the answer is yes)
Beer is why I get up every afternoon.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s almost the same thing
Beer. So much more than just a breakfast drink.
I don’t want to get technical or anything. But according to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
Remember, stressed is desserts spelled backwards
Entrance to Narnia. Imaginative people only.
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy” – Frank Sinatra
Whisky helps me appreciate the small things in life – like shot glasses
Every now and again you need to get wasted. How ’bout now?
Happy Birthday. (One in every 365 people will think this sign is spooky)
Our coffee is an experience that chalk is unable to convey.
Come in and meet your future ex-wife
Special offer – Give us money, we give you beer
I’ll trade ya my air-conditioning for your sobriety
Guys: No shirt – no service. Ladies: No shirt – no charge.
